Johnny Ender

Why did you become a wrestler?  Once I saw the first tag ladder match, I wanted to go out and wow people the way they wowed me.  That and I kick my own ass alot as it is, so I might as well let someone else share the fun.

What is your favorite saying?  "Johnny who? Johnny Ender!"

What is your favorite song?  Hey Jude by The Beatles.  It's that British flare I possess.

What is your favorite weapon to use in a wrestling match?  A feather... and bits of tissue.

What is your favorite movie?  I Am Sam

What is your favorite food?  Anything with Nutella spread on it. Chocolate keeps me in shape.

Who is your favorite musical artist or band?  The Beatles

Who is your favorite actor and/or actress?  Johnny Depp

Besides yourself who is your favorite wrestler?  Mick Foley

What are you're outside the ring interests or hobbies?  Guitar, computer technical mumbo-jumbo, chewing gum, PlayStation 1, 2, and Portable, and hunting sasquatches.

What is your high school and/or college athletic background?  Running from bullies

What promotions have you worked for?  WOW, XXW

What is your most memorable match ever?  Versus Kris Kronie.  That match really gave me inspiration to keep on truckin'.  Previously, my inspiration was to keep on suckin'.

Who was your toughest opponent in a single or tag team match?  Osaka.  That crazy mofo dropped me on my head on concrete.  I didn't stop bleeding till I actually got first aid.  Well, if you call a dirty, wet rag on your head first aid.

What would you like people to know about you?  That I'ma catch that darn sasquatch one day.

What would you be doing if you weren't a wrestler?  Asking wrestlers for their autographs.

What would you like people to remember about you?  First and foremost, I want them to remember my chiseled good looks and suave, sexy body.  It's tough being perfect, but fugly little inbred fans following you around makes it even harder.  That and that I was a good man.  No, make that an incredible man.  Who could burn something just by looking at it.

Thank You Johnny Ender it's been a pleasure.

Johnny Ender - "Let's hope you and I don't make eye contact."